Today, to mark the return of MPs and Peers to Parliament, Democratic Audit have published a satirical pamphlet that sets out to describe how our unspoken constitution would look if actually put to paper. Below, Stuart Weir presents the Preamble, and Stuart Wilks-Heeg explains both the historical and the contemporary context of the project:
Earlier this year Graham Allen
MP made some very good jokes in a speech, suggesting how an honest constitution
would describe the way we are governed.
He inspired me to a brainwave: why not write an ‘Unspoken Constitution',
as if from our political masters, as a satire on our inefficient and
undemocratic governing traditions and rules?
Fortunately I was able to draw on the knowledge and ideas of
friends at Democratic Audit - openDemocracy's Anthony Barnett among them - to
hone down the weaknesses and contradictions of our constitutional arrangements
to their paradoxical bones. As I wrote, I became more and more astonished at
the arrogant complacency and ignorance not only of our rulers but of the whole
political class - and yes, I do mean civil servants, the media, most academics
as well as leading politicians- over what is in essence a rotten caricature of
democracy.
The paradoxical bones? I think Article 3 of the spoof constitution best
illustrates what I mean:
Government, like every subject, shall be free to do whatever is not unlawful. The government shall decide what is unlawful.
You can read the whole
document, The Unspoken Constitution, here at OurKingdom, or view our site at Democratic Audit, but
here as a taster, is the Preamble...