Peter Mandelson
was long thought of as a devious and graceless politician. Now he is
a celebrity. Shenanigans on the yachts of plutocrats are part of his
new status, but the consummation of the love affair with the Labour party has set
the seal on it. No Strictly Come Dancing this year, but expect
long-lens photos of him in Heat cavorting in swimming shorts
on some yacht or private beach next summer, with acute analysis of any flab
that is revealed. The Browns could hardly re-stage their wedding day for photographers
from Hello!, but Sarah Brown instead gave us all a touching
tour of their domestic life for the day's television news. Sarah
Brown is a poised and sophisticated woman and she gave a beautifully calculated
cameo as a loving suburban-style wife.
Of course this
is nothing new. The celebrity culture and its media attendants have
for some time been consuming politics, even Labour; remember the dazzling Neil
and Glenda election campaign in 1992
What is new is
that the Labour Party conference has enthusiastically provided the stage for
the two vignettes performed by Peter Mandelson and Sarah Brown. I
had very low expectations of this year's conference, in part because it is a
pre-election occasion. But I did not expect it to sink so
low. This is after all, or it used to be, the single opportunity
each year for party and trade union delegates to call party leaders to account
and to discuss and shape party policy. It was no business of theirs
to approve or disapprove of ‘Gordon's' untidiness around the flat, but rather
his untidiness over major issues of policy, social justice and
democracy. Yet he was allowed to rummage around among a variety of
policy ideas, some bad, some good, some old, some new, some lost and re-found
to be lost again.
There are those
who will cluck their tongues at this complaint, and who will say (and have
said) that the party conference was ever thus. It
wasn't. Of course, it was never an open and pluralist assembly
capable of deliberative debate. For good or ill, decisions hung on the balance
of opinion and power among the big trade unions. But it was often
enough an intense political cockpit in which party leaders were obliged to
explain and persuade and could go down to defeat. Ordinary party
members could organise themselves to have a real influence on policy, and even
to write it. To my own knowledge they did so on apartheid in South Africa,
social policy and internal party democracy, quite apart from the famous 1960
eruption over the nuclear deterrent. I do not believe that party
conference in those days would have swallowed this year's doses of schmaltz.
It was Neil
Kinnock and assiduous party officials who decided in the 1980s to emasculate
the conference and transform it into a rally. Mandelson was of course part
of that process. The aim was to shut the trots up, even though
Kinnock himself had shown in a dramatic speech that he had the spirit and
arguments to rout them politically. Anyway, they ripped the heart
out of conference. So it was that even though a majority of members
were against the Iraq war, the issue scarcely troubled party conferences,
except for Walter Wolfgang's protest in 2005 made famous by the party's own
draconian reaction and his being held under the Prevention of Terrorism Act.