I have come to the conclusion that at the beginning of this millennium a conspiracy has unfolded intending to place humans as the dominant species of this planet. There is however a counter conspiracy opposing Humans imperial ambitions from other major species vying for global domination. Foremost among these is of course the Dolphin. It would appear that in the war of global domination the Dolphin`s seem to have the upper hand despite media propaganda and manipulation by the US administration. The rise in global temperatures, melting of the ice caps and subsequent rise of sea levels may in fact be the main aim of the dolphin, and in this goal they seem to be winning. Attempts by the Bush administration to move attention away from global climate issues and onto middle east oil resources may be an indicator of how desperate the situation has become. Perhaps by setting up a false flag terror operation in the US, The Bush administration could initiate a `War on Tuna`, allowing a covert war to be launched on Dolphin populations. I`m not a military strategist however, it is clear though that Washington is being influenced by powerful Dolphin sympathetic lobbyists. My main hope is that in the bipolar struggle between the Human/dolphin powerhouses a compromise can be found allowing a mutually beneficial relationship to take place, but as long as humans and dolphins fight to carry out their imperialistic ambitions in a war which the dolphins seem to be winning, the hope for humanity is very slim. With the imminent collapse of the oil based global economy, i predict a switch from petrodollars to hydrodollars, water of course being the most important trading commodity of the future. FISH I am schizophrenic. So please be gentles.