openDemocracyUK

Blame the Germans

Forget Capello, the ball, and the referee. The real culprit has got away with it again.
Peter Johnson
28 June 2010

Every two years or so the national psyche – or at least the media, which is much the same thing – turns from a manic up-swing into its depressive phase. But unlike that point in our national religion’s liturgy where all together acknowledge their sins and pray for forgiveness and a better life, with this newer cult depression brings the urge to blame someone, preferably as many people as possible, to express anger. Yet again we failed to realise our destiny, to punch above our weight, to stand tall on the world’s stage, to banish the haunting fear that 1966 was a one-off. We couldn’t even beat those old colonials, the Americans. Somebody must be punished.

This time it is all the fault of the manager with trendy glasses, of the funky ball and the vuvuzelas, of FIFA’s refusal to use technology, of the Football Association’s stupidity, of the Premiership clubs’ cupidity, of the players’ salaries, and of all the foreigners who play in the British leagues. In a new twist, made poignant by an historical parallel, it’s also the referee’s fault.

But I blame the Germans. Not only did they score more goals, which pundits tell us is the way to win matches, but they had obviously selected and trained their team so as to make this result likely. Their players were even able to speak English better than ours, so rendering totally useless the traditional cries of “man on” and “over here”. This is a sign not only of better organisation and planning, but of an unhealthy passion for the kind of flair and quality that transcends effort.

The Germans created the modern literature of guilt in the nineteenth century and have taken lashings of it since. But that's no reason to let them off lightly. It’s about time they realised just what they have done to us and felt bad about it. We’re not losers. Really. We are world-class. Yes, we are.

It’s all rather Old Testament, but as Fabio Capello penetratingly explained, “Issa gaymo food-bore.”

 

Is COP26 humanity’s make-or-break moment on climate breakdown?

This year’s COP26 meeting in Glasgow has been hailed as the most significant climate event since the 2015 Paris Agreement. But what action must world leaders take to put the planet on a sustainable path? And what does this mean for the future of global capitalism?

Join us for a free live discussion on Thursday 15 July at 5pm UK time/12pm EDT

Who is bankrolling Britain's democracy? Which groups shape the stories we see in the press; which voices are silenced, and why? Sign up here to find out.

Comments

We encourage anyone to comment, please consult the oD commenting guidelines if you have any questions.
Audio available Bookmark Check Language Close Comments Download Facebook Link Email Newsletter Newsletter Play Print Share Twitter Youtube Search Instagram WhatsApp yourData