I’ve dubbed tonight “the #vennfestfinale”—the final time I will be live tweeting Venn diagrams alongside BBC Question Time, in the hope of providing an amusing but politically pointed commentary on it. The show – which I’ve come to believe is the closest we have to Orwell’s vision of Two Minutes Hate – has an active Twitter community around it, and the running commentary you get from friends and experts in Tweetdeck greatly enhances it.
IMAGE: Martin Belam
You were what…?
Yes, I ran @BBCExtraGhost, an account that provided running commentary on the BBC Question Time show from beyond the grave, featuring leading political and cultural figures of the past. Guests included William Morris, Robert Maxwell, Nancy Astor, Arthur C. Clarke, and Lord Reith.
IMAGE: Martin Belam
I started the account because I was so disappointed with the execution of the real @BBCExtraGuest account. When it was announced, I’d assumed the extra panellist would be someone who wouldn’t normally get their voice heard on the show, perhaps even a rotating @sweden or @ireland style account for a regular member of the public. But the first guest was Toby Young, and it just seemed really lazy to have this amazing opportunity to add an additional BBC-sanctioned voice into the conversation, but then give it to people who were already very active on Twitter and had access to mainstream media anyway. I made the ghostly icon and background and registered the account, and then chuckled to myself and didn’t think much else of it.
The next Thursday I was pondering what to do with the account whilst walking to a meeting in Kensington, when I went past the house with a blue plaque dedicated to obscure 20th century Prime Minister Andrew Bonar Law. “There’s my first ghost,” I thought, and it took off from there.
The misogyny of political discourse
After a few weeks of running @BBCExtraGhost, I’d picked up something like 500 followers for the account, and had enjoyed a little bit of @-message banter with a couple of people. Then I announced that the next guest was going to be Emmeline Pankhurst, the first time it had featured a woman. Within a couple of minutes I got the first negative tweet I’d ever received directed at the account. And then a few minutes after that, without yet having tweeted in character, I got someone complaining that it was all going to be about feminism. During the show people tweeted things like “Why are there no men on Woman’s hour?” at me.
It seems like even the threat of a spoof account tweeting in the name of a long dead politically-active woman brings out people who feel they have to try and intimidate and shut that voice down.
The pattern emerged every time.
Tweet a male spoof account during BBC Question Time using the #bbcqt hashtag, and I’d get some political joshing in return. Tweet a spoof account featuring a strong political woman like Pankhurst or Astor during BBC Question Time, and I’d get abusive tweets aimed at the gender of the politician.
It gave me a tiny, tiny, fleeting window into what it must be like to face this all the time as a woman trying to take part in the political discourse in this country. It has re-doubled my admiration for those who do, whatever their individual political persuasions.
So why stop?
In truth, I got a bit bored of doing it, and a bit worn down by the abuse of something that was, essentially, meant to just be a bit funny. And it turned out that I only really had two jokes and one political point. If I was pretending to be a socialist firebrand from the early 1900s, then I could moan that Labour had betrayed their principles and were nothing more than the lackeys of capitalism these days. And if I was playing an old-style Conservative, I could moan that the country had gone to the dogs, was full of fuzzie-wuzzies and David Cameron didn’t know what he was doing. So basically trying to be either Owen Jones or Nigel Farage, but in the clipped tones of historical figures.
One recurring theme was something I do believe, and the slither of political ice that developed at the heart of the account. Few of the politicians appearing on Question Time today have ever served in a military conflict, whereas nearly every single character I “played” would have had an active role in at least one – if not two – major European conflicts. I think modern-day politicians spend a lot of time fretting about the EU without respecting the genuine peace dividend it has brought to the continent, and have been happy to send our armed forces off to politically-motivated wars without ever having faced the prospect of being part of a war themselves. I tried to get every @BBCExtraGhost to make that point in his or her own unique way.
I had a long list of people I was planning to feature as the @BBCExtraGhost, including Anthony Eden, Baden-Powell, Robin Day, Derek Jarman, Ayn Rand, Gertrude Stein, Mary Whitehouse, Ada Lovelace, Keir Hardie, Alan Turing and Nye Bevan, but in the end I’d rather do something, have fun with it, and then shut it without it becoming a sense of obligation to keep it going. I wish I’d actually put a definitive end to it rather than have it fizzle out, but isn’t that so often the case with digital projects? They just end up abandoned or left at an awkward juncture.
And that’s why I’ve decided to stop #vennfest tonight, whilst I still enjoy doing it. It will free me up to come up with some other way to vent my political spleen on Twitter when BBC Question Time comes back later in the year. So follow me at @MartinBelam for some political fun in about an hour.
This article is crossposted from http://martinbelam.com/.
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