What follows is a flight of fancy but you can read our serious reporting on this issue here.
Report of the Top Secret Sub-Committee on the Naming of the Top Secret Operation to Save the Prime Minister
Remit: Come up with a name for the top secret operation to make sure [REDACTED] doesn’t lose his job over [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and cheese. [REDACTED] is keen that the name is “sick” or even indeed “banging”. Senior figures were asked to submit their suggestions for names for the operation and the panel met to review them in a purely work event setting. Please forgive the pinot noir stains.
