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As requested, I have carried out an in-depth assessment of whether or not to conduct an investigation into the allegations of lockdown rule-breaking by staff at Downing Street.
I attach the relevant expenses incurred during the entire period of this piece of work. (One Yum Yum and a regular cappuccino.)
